Humour

Friday, December 30th, 2011

The Worst Dressed Man in The World?


Is Jared Leto the worst-dressed man in the world? According to GQ, yes. “The 30 Seconds to Mars ringleader, actor, and high fashion-fool, who looked extravagantly terrible all year long.”

Friday, December 30th, 2011

Raw Video: Woman Steals Crate of Beer Up Skirt


A shoplifter has become an internet sensation after being caught on CCTV smuggling a crate of Guinness up her skirt. Footage of a woman brazenly walking towards the exit of a store with the 24 beers between her legs has been viewed over 286,000 times on YouTube.

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

Clerk Punches Out Would-Be Stick-Up Robber, Then Makes Him Clean Up His Own Blood


When a would-be thief demanded money from a gold store, the clerk was happy to give him a hand. Derek Mothershead was working at a Hendersonville, North Carolina store when an apparently armed robber stormed in and demanded money.

Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

Riley On Marketing


While at the girls’ section of a toy store, Riley had an epiphany: Girls’ toys are often pink. Then she uncovers more and more and is not pleased about it. Riley, have your parents read this to you.

Monday, December 26th, 2011

Meet Masonobu: The World Champion Masturbator


Meet Masonobu from Japan, the WORLD CHAMPION MASTURBATOR of the world. He’s held the record since 2008, being able to masturbate for 9 hours and 58 minutes. This dude takes wacking off to another level. And he’s NOT single……

Thursday, December 15th, 2011

Nardwuar vs Ghostface Killah


On Ghosts’ recent visit to Vancity he stopped in to chop it up with Nardwuar about samples, ramen noodles, King-Fu movies and having his own doll. Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin to fuck wit.

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Derek Jeter Sends His Booty Calls Home With An Autograph


Yankee star Derek Jeter, one of New York’s most eligible hunks since his split with longtime gal pal Minka Kelly, is bedding a bevy of beauties in his Trump World Tower bachelor pad — and then coldly sending them home alone with gift baskets of autographed memorabilia.

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

Boom Boom


This is a story about two old friends bumping into each other over coffee and getting into a heated discussion about life and death. Well, mostly death.

Saturday, December 10th, 2011

Major Lazer ft. The Partysquad – Original Don


In a sleepy suburban house, a girl, a boy, a grandma and their dog swing some bladed weapons around as they dance to the beat. As the girl comes out swinging her sword like a particularly dangerous baton, the boy takes out his dagger to get in on the fun.

Sunday, December 4th, 2011

Picture of the Day: Oakland Raider Rolando McClain Getting Arrested


Oakland Raiders linebacker and former University of Alabama star Rolando McClain was arrested in hometown of Decatur, Alabama on misdemeanor gun and assault charges. The local newspaper, The Decatur Daily, snapped possibly the best athlete-getting-arrested our eyes have ever witnessed. Story after the JUMP