So when I heard I was going to jail, I asked some of my buddies how I should handle it. They were like, “the first thing you’ll want to do is prove yourself to the other inmates. The best way to do that is find someone right away and kick their ass.”
But I decided to burst into tears instead.
Apparently, this total bad ass fired an air rifle at the window of a check cashing place. When the police showed up, he fired at them too. Then he went to jail, cried like a girl and is probably being raped as we speak. Justice is served.