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Monday, April 14th, 2014

Poker Champ Phil Ivey Cheated His Way To $9.6 Million


The Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa in Atlantic City, N.J., believes the professional card player Phil Ivey used a technique called “edge sorting” to bilk the establish out of millions of dollars. In a federal lawsuit filed on Tuesday, the Borgata accuses Ivey and an unnamed accomplice of manipulating a flaw in a certain type of playing card to identify valuable cards in baccarat, the Associated Press reported. According to the lawsuit, Ivey used the method, known as “edge sorting,” to earn $9.6 million during four visits to the casino in 2012.

Sunday, March 2nd, 2014

Bill O’Reilly Calls Jay-Z And Kanye “Gangster Rappers”


Bill O’Reilly is still being Bill O’Reilly, blaming Rap music for all of the poverty and crime in America. In news that should surprise literally nobody, Mr. O’Reilly had Senior White House Advisor Valerie Jarrett on his show to discuss President Obama’s new national program, “My Brother’s Keeper,” which is meant to aid at-risk black youth.

Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

Drunk, Jamaican Rob Ford is Caught on Video


Rob Ford, the brilliant Mayor of Toronto, went out drinking with some friends and miraculously became Jamaican. Thankfully someone got the video of this absolutely ridiculous moment. Bombaclat…

Wednesday, January 15th, 2014

Is Google One Step Closer To Being ‘Big Brother’ by Acquiring ‘Nest’?


Is Google one step closer to becoming Big Brother? The Internet giant is acquiring Nest, a company that makes smart thermostats and smoke alarms, for $3.2 billion in cash.

Monday, January 13th, 2014

OutKast Plans Over 40 Tour Dates


OutKast is making a return to the stage in a big way. Not only will the hip-hop duo reunite at Coachella and the Governors Ball, but they have also revealed plans for over 40 tour dates.

Friday, December 6th, 2013

Paris Hilton Infuriated By Fake Tweet


A fake tweet has infuriated Paris Hilton. In it, she appears to mix up Nelson Mandela and Martin Luther King Jr. She slams the tweeter: ‘Get a life and stop talking about mine’

Sunday, December 1st, 2013

Will Ferrell Anchors Entire North Dakota Newscast As Ron Burgundy


Ron Burgundy is telling you the news, for real. Will Ferrell anchored the KXMB evening newscast in Minot, North Dakota on Saturday. Sporting his trademark burgundy blazer and his familiar voice, he declared “I’m Ron Burgundy, thank you for joining us tonight” before launching seamlessly into the headlines.

Friday, November 29th, 2013

What’s Beef? Elan Gale vs Diane in Seat 7A


ABC’s Bachelor and Bachelorette producer Elan Gale was on a flight yesterday live-tweeting his feud with a fellow passenger. An incredible note-passing war broke out on the Thanksgiving Day flight and things escalated quickly.

Wednesday, November 13th, 2013

White Supremacist Craig Cobb Finds Out He’s Part Black


The white supremacist leader attempting to turn a rural North Dakotan town into a neo-Nazi-controlled paradise recently underwent a DNA test for a syndicated talk show. As it turns out, he’s got some Sub-Saharan African genetics in his blood.

Friday, November 8th, 2013

An Open Letter to Kanye West by Renee Fisher


Author and speaker, Renee Fisher recently wrote Kanye West an “open letter”. The letter speaks truth. Here it is…

Dear Kanye,