Monday, September 12th, 2011

Johnathan Toews Nails Little Kid At Hockey Camp

Chicago Blackhawks captain Jonathan Toews seems like a relatively nice Canadian. However, his predatory instincts on the ice recently got the best of him during a hockey camp. While cameras are rolling for a CTV segment, he bodychecks Ashton Harmsworth, a young and comically undersized camper. I smell lawsuit.

Monday, September 12th, 2011

Sesame Street Yip Yip Martians at DragonCon 2011

Sesame Street Yip Yip Martians at DragonCon 2011… simply put, one of the most entertaining and crowd pleasing cosplay costumes EVER… there wasn’t a single person who saw these guys who didn’t explode into joy.

Saturday, September 10th, 2011

PORN Porn Studio Building Massive Underground Bunker

VAN NUYS, Calif. – Adult entertainment studio Pink Visual announced today that the company has begun construction on an enormous underground bunker in preparation for the widely-anticipated global apocalypse that various prophetic sources have predicted will take place in late 2012.

Sunday, September 4th, 2011

Anderson Silva’s Burger King Commercial

UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva signed a slew of endorsement deals in Brazil recently, and the stuff he’s promoting has already started to pop up. One of his big deals was with Burger King in Brazil, and the first BK commercial featuring Silva is out. Even though it’s a Brazilian commercial, you’re not exactly going to need to know Portuguese to get the gist of things here.

Sunday, September 4th, 2011


Google has created the perfect boyfriend. Or is he? Google delved deep into your personal life and found that something was missing. Introducing G-Male. Yes, Google has created The Perfect Male.

Wednesday, August 31st, 2011

Fan Gets Smashed by Lil Wayne’s Security

Who wouldn’t want a meet and greet with Lil Wayne? The absolutely amazing stories he could share with you. The absolutely amazing illegal drugs he could share with you. Unfortunately getting a one-on-one session with Weezy is impossible for most of us, but that doesn’t mean you can’t try much like this gentleman did.

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

Uniformed Cop Caught Having Sex With Woman On Hood Of Car

A New Mexico television station has obtained a surveillance photo of a State Police officer performing sex acts on a woman on the hood of a car in broad daylight.

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

Letter of The Day: Sean Connery VS Steve Jobs

Sean Connery (James Bond) > Steve Jobs (Computer Salesman)

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

Jersey Broads Don’t Know How To Pump Gas

For those who don’t know, most of New Jersey has full-service gas stations (meaning a gas station attendant fills your gas while you sit in your car).

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

Pete Carroll Has His Own Player Arrested in Prank

Former USC football head coach and current Seattle Seahawks head coach is known as a bit of a prankster. He’s startled his players with by putting snakes in coolers, had Will Ferrell dress up as Iron Man in an elaborate Halloween prank, and fooled his players into thinking some of them were arrested for being involved in internet piracy ring. Well Carroll was back to his usual shenanigans, but this time with the Seahawks.