Humour

Wednesday, May 28th, 2014

Dave Chappelle is Back!


Funnyman Dave Chapelle is coming back from something of a self-imposed exile in a big way, announcing three additional Radio City Music Hall events combining his comedy with top tier musical performances, a la his hugely successful 2004 Block Party DVD event.

Tuesday, May 27th, 2014

Sexual Fitness: The Ultimate Guide to Pump While You Hump, Tone While You Bone and Shred in the Bed


It’s time to work out, but your partner wants to be intimate. SEXUAL FITNESS is the simple solution to this wonderful dilemma. Make your bedroom your gym and your partner your dumbbell. Most sex books are just description manuals or photo albums with silly photos of waxed couples making ridiculous faces while they try to hide any genitalia from the camera. The truth is that when you are getting it on you don’t want to stop to read the next paragraph. SEXUAL FITNESS is a quick reference funny-read-for-the-bedroom “sexercise” workout routine catalyst.

Tuesday, May 27th, 2014

Teen Holds Breath Driving In Tunnel, Passes Out Causing Car Crash


19-year-old Daniel J. Calhon was holding his breath while driving through the Dennis L. Edwards tunnel on Highway 26 in Oregon, when he passed out at the wheel.

 

Tuesday, May 27th, 2014

Seth Rogen & Snoop Recap Game of Thrones While High on Weed


Sitting in for an episode of Snoop’s web show on the GGN Network (aka Double G News Network), Rogen and Snoop got into a kind of in-depth discussion about the most recent events on Game of Thrones, sparked by a mashup video of Petyr Baelish’s “oh-crap!” moment from the last episode with Ludacris’ “Move Bitch.” The boys puff some weed, and provide hilarious commentary on the series.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2014

This Man Can’t Stop Burping


It’s uncomfortable and embarrassing: one man in Venice has a chronic medical condition that won’t let him stop burping. Ron Johnson says he woke up one morning after surgery with what he thought was some serious indigestion. Two years later, it hasn’t gone away. He’s suffering from what he calls chronic belching.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2014

Seinfeld is the Richest Actor in the World


Jerry Seinfeld is the wealthiest actor in the world with an estimated net worth of $820 million USD.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2014

Amazing Michael Jackson Impression Wins Talent Show


Pitman High School in Turlock, Calif. recently hosted a talent rally that was highlighted by one young lad absolutely nailing a re-creation of Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” dance. Even holograms don’t have moves like this dude.

Friday, May 16th, 2014

Glorious Leader! Video Game


Throwing concern for recent events and potential controversy to the wind, Money Horse Games prepares to release its “Glorious Leader!” video game loosely based on the life of Kim Jong Un, the leader of North Korea. The game promises retro graphics, over-the-top bosses and other blatant references to the dictator’s lifestyle including his ‘friendship’ with Dennis Rodman.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2014

Meet a Professional Human Punching Bag


A Chinese man has turned himself into a human punching bag with people paying money to hit him as hard as they can. Xie Shuiping, 48, makes a pretty good living, much to the chagrin of his stressed-out family. He offers up himself to people on the streets and in bars and nightclubs, giving them the chance to punch him in the stomach three times.

Sunday, May 11th, 2014

70 Year Old Man Shocks Everyone With His Dance Moves


When you think of people in a hip hop dance class, an elderly white gentleman is probably the last person to come to mind, but this is what makes this dancing granddaddy so awesome.