Humour

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2014

Frustrated Husband Creates ‘No Sex’ Spreadsheet


A 26-year-old man discovered that the hard way after sending his wife, also 26, an Excel spreadsheet covering a six-week period. The woman received the spreadsheet in an email, which she called “immature” and “inflammatory” as she drove to the airport to embark on a 10-day business trip and promptly posted it to the popular forum Reddit.

Tuesday, May 27th, 2014

Teen Holds Breath Driving In Tunnel, Passes Out Causing Car Crash


19-year-old Daniel J. Calhon was holding his breath while driving through the Dennis L. Edwards tunnel on Highway 26 in Oregon, when he passed out at the wheel.

 

Tuesday, May 13th, 2014

Meet a Professional Human Punching Bag


A Chinese man has turned himself into a human punching bag with people paying money to hit him as hard as they can. Xie Shuiping, 48, makes a pretty good living, much to the chagrin of his stressed-out family. He offers up himself to people on the streets and in bars and nightclubs, giving them the chance to punch him in the stomach three times.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2014

Teen Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina


A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report.

Saturday, April 12th, 2014

Top Caught-On-Camera Moments Of The Week


This week’s top 3 caught-on-camera videos include jumbotron dancers, a grandma on a roller coaster for the first time and a classic reporter blooper. Check it out after the JUMP.

Tuesday, April 8th, 2014

McDonald’s Destroyed by a Naked Woman


It’s a topless woman in a thong, destroying a McDonald’s in St. Petersburg, Florida. And by destroying, I mean, throwing trays, opening and closing some doors quickly, and generally causing as much mayhem as an overzealous badger.

Wednesday, March 12th, 2014

President Obama on “Between Two Ferns” with Zach Galifianakis


In a recent interview on his Between Two Ferns set, Zach Galifianakis sat down with President Obama in what appears to be a humorous but heated discourse that touches on a number of sensitive topics. The two banter back and forth about a number of different subjects including Obama’s Affordable Healthcare Act, his ethnic origins, Dennis Rodman’s controversial visits to North Korea, and his supposed lack of basketball skills.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2014

Man Arrested for Publicly Masturbating with Swiss Cheese… Again


Here’s a bit of humour to spice up your Tuesday. Philly’s notorious cheese enthusiast has been arrested once again (yes, AGAIN!), after soliciting a woman to help put a few extra holes in a block of Swiss.

Wednesday, February 19th, 2014

Pizza Hut Closed After Manager Uses Sink as Urinal


The latest tale of fast-food workers behaving badly comes from West Virginia, where health officials have shut down a Pizza Hut after video surfaced of a worker urinating in a kitchen sink, reports the Consumerist. Maybe the scariest part of the video, obtained by WOWK-TV, is that it all looks so very … routine. This wasn’t some teen pulling a prank; it was an older district manager nonchalantly using the restaurant’s sink as a urinal.

Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

Drunk, Jamaican Rob Ford is Caught on Video


Rob Ford, the brilliant Mayor of Toronto, went out drinking with some friends and miraculously became Jamaican. Thankfully someone got the video of this absolutely ridiculous moment. Bombaclat…