Humour

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2014

Teen Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina


A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report.

Saturday, April 12th, 2014

Top Caught-On-Camera Moments Of The Week


This week’s top 3 caught-on-camera videos include jumbotron dancers, a grandma on a roller coaster for the first time and a classic reporter blooper. Check it out after the JUMP.

Tuesday, April 8th, 2014

McDonald’s Destroyed by a Naked Woman


It’s a topless woman in a thong, destroying a McDonald’s in St. Petersburg, Florida. And by destroying, I mean, throwing trays, opening and closing some doors quickly, and generally causing as much mayhem as an overzealous badger.

Wednesday, March 12th, 2014

President Obama on “Between Two Ferns” with Zach Galifianakis


In a recent interview on his Between Two Ferns set, Zach Galifianakis sat down with President Obama in what appears to be a humorous but heated discourse that touches on a number of sensitive topics. The two banter back and forth about a number of different subjects including Obama’s Affordable Healthcare Act, his ethnic origins, Dennis Rodman’s controversial visits to North Korea, and his supposed lack of basketball skills.

Tuesday, March 4th, 2014

Man Arrested for Publicly Masturbating with Swiss Cheese… Again


Here’s a bit of humour to spice up your Tuesday. Philly’s notorious cheese enthusiast has been arrested once again (yes, AGAIN!), after soliciting a woman to help put a few extra holes in a block of Swiss.

Wednesday, February 19th, 2014

Pizza Hut Closed After Manager Uses Sink as Urinal


The latest tale of fast-food workers behaving badly comes from West Virginia, where health officials have shut down a Pizza Hut after video surfaced of a worker urinating in a kitchen sink, reports the Consumerist. Maybe the scariest part of the video, obtained by WOWK-TV, is that it all looks so very … routine. This wasn’t some teen pulling a prank; it was an older district manager nonchalantly using the restaurant’s sink as a urinal.

Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

Drunk, Jamaican Rob Ford is Caught on Video


Rob Ford, the brilliant Mayor of Toronto, went out drinking with some friends and miraculously became Jamaican. Thankfully someone got the video of this absolutely ridiculous moment. Bombaclat…

Wednesday, January 8th, 2014

Dennis Rodman Sings ‘Happy Birthday’ to Kim Jong Un


Fresh off his baffling CNN interview, Dennis Rodman sang happy birthday to the North Korean despot, Kim Jong-un, before the exhibition game the two organized after an earlier visit to the cloistered, totalitarian regime. Check out The Worm’s hungover-sounding rendition and some action from the exhibition after the JUMP.

Sunday, January 5th, 2014

Reporter Fired For Remarks About Missing Woman On Live TV


This donkey of a reporter was fired for some foul comments he made about a 20 year old missing woman named Jena Chisholm during live broadcast. He was obviously unaware he was on air at the time. Awkward save by the woman reported…

Tuesday, December 31st, 2013

Reporter Faints During Live Broadcast, Continues from Ground


Poor girl. Lucky she didn’t smash her head in. SLC reporter Brooke Graham passed out cold (literally) during a live interview, but managed to recover pretty quickly. Like one of those cute goats.