Humour

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2014

Frustrated Husband Creates ‘No Sex’ Spreadsheet


A 26-year-old man discovered that the hard way after sending his wife, also 26, an Excel spreadsheet covering a six-week period. The woman received the spreadsheet in an email, which she called “immature” and “inflammatory” as she drove to the airport to embark on a 10-day business trip and promptly posted it to the popular forum Reddit.

Friday, July 18th, 2014

Offensive Business Cards


Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you’ll have an insult for a variety of situations. The offensive business cards include the following templates: – You smell – You suck at parking – Your tattoos are dumb – Your service is terrible (for waiters) – Santa isn’t real – You’re ugly – You’re an idiot – Stop being a sissy Each of these templates is split up evenly over 100 cards total.

Thursday, July 17th, 2014

Two Chips | Husband Animates A Joke Told By His Drunk Wife


One night director, designer and animator Adam Patch recorded his drunk wife telling a joke about two corn chips. Afterwards he decided to use his skills to create a short animated video of the joke, using his wife’s recorded voice to narrate the story.

Thursday, July 17th, 2014

Drake’s ESPY Awards Monologue + Drake vs Blake


Drake hosted the 2014 ESPY Awards tonight and one of the highlights of his opening monologue was the “Lance Came” followed by the “Double Lance Cam.” Not only that, but he managed to fire shots at Russell Westbrook, Johnny Manziel, Donald Sterling, and even Prince Fielder for that ESPN The Magazine “Body Issue” cover.

Sunday, July 13th, 2014

The Cash Cannon


The Cash Cannon is the most unique novelty item on the market today. Don’t just make it rain – make it tropical storm – with this quick dispensing cash cannon. Built for speed and performance, this baby will shoot your entire life savings all over the dance floor in record time.

Monday, July 7th, 2014

Comedians In Cars Getting Cocaine


Riding around in a beautiful 1959 Ford Skyliner, these stars of Community and Veep, respectively, set out to procure some drugs while chatting about the neighborhood and what it’s like to work with Mitch Hurwitz. Things do not end well.

Saturday, July 5th, 2014

Shock Top: 6 Pack Commercials


Shock Top Belgian White is a Belgian-Style wheat ale brewed with real citrus peels and coriander spice. The Shock Top Brewing Company launch a new commercial campaign by playing pranks on unsuspecting liquor store patrons.

Thursday, July 3rd, 2014

The Fat Jew Show | Episode 1: Competitive Eater Joey Chestnut


The Fat Jew sits down with champion competitive eater Joey Chestnut before the man they call “Jaws” attempts to capture his 8th consecutive Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest title. Take off your shoes and chug some milk as the two of them talk everything from Kobayashi to how much blue cheese they could take down in two minutes and the time that Joey shit his pants.

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2014

Horrible Bosses 2 [Trailer]


Dale, Kurt and Nick decide to start their own business but things don’t go as planned because of a slick investor, prompting the trio to pull off a harebrained and misguided kidnapping scheme.

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2014

How to Put on Pants Without Using Your Hands


This guy has a hands-free technique for putting on his pants that is as ridiculous as it is effective—and a total waste of time and energy. Guy’s got skills, and 1.3 million views in 2 days.